why can’t i vote for graham norton
things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:
- ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
- ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
- ‘you’ll grow out of it’
- ‘well do you masturbate?’
- anything of or pertaining to amoebas
- ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
- ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’
As the winner is revealed, Graham Norton descends from the clouds and announces that he is, in fact, the winner of Eurovision 2013 before exploding into a cloud of glitter.
when i grow up i want to be graham norton
i recognise europe has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, i’ve elected to ignore it. 3476543 POINTS GO TO ROMANIA.
- europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
- americans: what
- europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
- Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
- Graham Norton: You should leave.
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
a haiku about doctor who:
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area